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TEC 9
REPORT: TEC 9
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Short-range, high impact automatic weapon. Popular with Cuban drug barons and other law-breakers. No social benefit to this one - unlike most machine guns.

STUBBY
SHOTGUN
STUBBY SHOTGUN
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Extremely powerful short-range weapon. Very dangerous in the wrong hands: anyone's but ours.

SPAS 12
SHOTGUN
SPAS 12 SHOTGUN
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Extremely powerful shotgun. Could stop an elephant. And has. Used in Vice City on other things. With devastating results.

UZI
UZI
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Extremely popular on the streets.

KATANA
KATANA
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Kung Fu movies have a lot to answer for. Psychos think swords are funny.

TEAR GAS
REPORT: TEAR GAS
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Semi-legal, highly dangerous way of causing crowd unrest.

BRASS
KNUCKLES
REPORT: BRASS KNUCKLES
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Sneaky wimps' way of punching. Highly illegal.

FLAME
THROWER
REPORT: FLAME THROWER
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Beware psychopaths and overenthusiastic barbequers with this weapon. Fine for use in South East Asia, but on the streets of Vice City, it's nothing but a menace.

CHROME
SHOTGUN
CHROME SHOTGUN
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Beautiful gun, this one. I've got lots of guns. Then again, I'm a collector and never use them on people, unless they ask for it. Guns really are like works of art and should be kept on the wall or in the hands of sensible people who know how to handle them, like contract killers.

SNIPER
RIFLE
SNIPER RIFLE
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Assassination remains rife in Vice City. Who is Mr. Black?

PYTHON
PYTHON
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Dangerous peace-maker. One shot certain to put a man down.
Approach with extreme caution.

ROCKET
LAUNCHER
ROCKET LAUNCHER
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Supposedly illegal. Banned for civilian use. Have been appearing on the streets of Vice City for the past couple of years. Present extreme danger to public order. I thought we sold all of these things to corrupt dictators and people fighting the Russians?

M60
M60
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Military issue M60s. Now found as weapon of choice for well-funded private militias.

MAC 10
MAC 10
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Cheap. Extremely dangerous rapid-fire. Available at a supermarket near you.






COLONEL CORTEZ
Has diplomatic immunity - bear this in mind when bugging his house. Has somehow survived up to 30 coups in his native country.
Likes to eat endangered
species. More in file...

MERCEDES CORTEZ
Daughter of Colonel Cortez. Likes to party, this one.
PIERRE LA PONCE
French Secret Service Agent. Possibly involved in selling military hardware and secrets.
GONZALES
Works for Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez in various capacities. More in file...

AVERY CARRINGTON
Texan property magnate and real estate developer. Likes to talk about his father. The good old days. Extreme Capitalist. Always wears cowboy hat.
More in file...

BJ SMITH
Former star Tight End for Vice City Mambas. Very successful career in pro football, but haunted by problems off the field. Famous for hurting opponents. More in file...

STEVE SCOTT
Film director spotted at various parties where organized crime carries on. Thought to be seeking any money he can to finance his films. Shows an unnatural obsession with sharks and mountains of mashed potatoes.
CANDY SUXX
Woman of extremely ill repute. Possible involvement in blackmailing of politicians. Never seems to get cold.
CONGRESSMAN
ALEX SHRUB
Extreme Right Wing congressman. Happily married. Known philanderer. Will do anything for votes. More in file...

PASTOR RICHARDS
Maniac firebrand preacher, obsessed with money. Has written several awful books. All completely fabricated. Most given away. More in file...

PHIL CASSIDY
Redneck arms dealer. Believed to be involved in weapons trade. Gun enthusiast. Member of various second amendment organizations and Vice City gun clubs.
More in file...

PEDRO GARCIA
Involved in violent gun-running. Buying weapons from out of state and selling them on the streets. Believed to be rival of Phil Cassidy.
CAM JONES
Currently awaiting trial for attempted robbery. Was caught running down street with safe he couldn't open. Likely to get ten years. More in file...

HILARY KING
Expert driver believed to have worked with Cam Jones and Phil Cassidy. Neurotic. Compulsive eater. More in file...

ICE CREAM LADY
Psychotic distributor of soft ice cream. Business known to be a front. We are as yet unable to determine what it is fronting. Maude Hanson runs company. Believed to be a sociopath who once ran a children's home.
KENT PAUL
"Kent Paul" is believed to be an assumed name. Real name unknown... Also known as "KP", "Paulo" and "Kent". English youth. Claims to work in music business. More in file...

BIG MITCH BAKER
Vietnam veteran, turned motorbike enthusiast. Won Purple Heart for killing a village full of Vietcong. More in file...

MR. BLACK
Nothing is known about this man. We are eager to find out more. Possible connection to money laundering thought to be unlikely. Believed to be involved in running hitman business. No further info available.
LEO TEAL
Possible connection with Mr. Black. Very complicated personal life. Works in restaurant business. More in file...

ALBERTO ROBINA
Father of Umberto Robina. Quiet cafe owner.
UMBERTO ROBINA
Cuban warlord. Long term feud with Haitian criminals. Wants control of turf. Extreme macho man. More in file...

EUGENE
Possible way to TEAL. TEAL'S other lover. Interior designer and restaurant owner. Likes knives. Likes Thailand. Likes the beach.
MOWEESHA
Involved in dubious practices with TEAL and several other men. Thought to be paid company. Involved in bizarre practices with TEAL and a manatee.
RICARDO DIAZ
Extremely dangerous. Bribed INS for Green card in 1978. Entered country from Colombia. More in file...

SONNY FORELLI
Head of Forelli Crime Family. Believed to have major influence in racketeering, gambling, union trouble, corruption and prostitution. More in file...

TOMMY VERCETTI
Who is this guy? I've got a call into the Parole Board in Liberty. Seems he was in prison up there. See file.

KEN ROSENBERG
Partner at Rosenberg and Associates, legal firm. Suspected problem with narcotics and egomania. Believed to be developing contacts with Liberty City mob. More in file...

GEORGIO FORELLI
Italian-American criminal. Currently case is going to trial. Conviction thought to be certain. Related to Liberty City organized crime family. Cross dresser.
LANCE VANCE
Recently arrived in town with his brother. Asks a lot of questions. Trained helicopter pilot. Believed to be in narcotics trade. More in file...

VICTOR VANCE
Lance Vance's brother. Head of Vance crime family. Only two members.
AUNTIE POULET
Elderly Haitian matriarch. Believed to be involved in long term feud with Cuban crime families for control of eastern and downtown Vice City.
More in file...

SWAT
We are currently investigating allegations of corruption within rogue SWAT units in Vice City. Bribery thought to be rife. Remember to make sure this is covered up effectively to avoid voter dissatisfaction.
COLONEL CORTEZ

COLONEL CORTEZ
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* Cultural Attaché.
* Has diplomatic immunity - bear this in mind when bugging his house.
* Has somehow survived up to 30 coups in his native country.
* Likes to eat endangered species. Considers this to be fine living.
* Lives with daughter. Widower.
* Long term dislike for French secret service.
* Believed to facilitate trade in all areas of criminal activity, including, but not limited to, narcotics, firearms, weapons, and military secrets.
* In own country, has been sentenced to death 9 times, but always survives and gets promoted.

Colonel Cortez

GONZALES

GONZALES
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* Works for Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez in various capacities. Diplomatic immunity - part of cultural affairs division of San Dominican consulate, where Cortez in Cultural Attaché. Believed Gonzalez' visa was issued as Health and Fitness Commission.
* Greedy - known to take bribes; could try bribing to find out more about Cortez' operation.
* Has been seen leaving property of Diaz without Cortez. Possible weakness in organization?
* More information needed on Cortez. Gonzalez has problems with his weight.
* Formerly very active in Vice City underworld. Now spends a lot of time at penthouse, away from Cortez.

ALEX SHRUB

CONGRESSMAN ALEX SHRUB
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* Extreme Right Wing congressman.
* Happily married.
* Known philanderer.
* Will do anything for votes.
* Power obsessed. Usual politician.
* Expected to go very far.

Congressman Alex Shrub

PASTOR RICHARDS

PASTOR RICHARDS
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* Maniac firebrand preacher, obsessed with money.
* Has written several awful books. All completely fabricated. Most given away.
* Obsessed with degenerates.
* Has been campaigning to build a large statue in his own image.
* Has been attempting to bribe officials at NASA for rocket technology.
* Believed to be embezzling money from the fund for a private mansion in Hawaii.
* Possible polygamist.
* Hates people who help others.
* Fervent anti-communist.
* Obsessed with nuclear winter.
* Hateful human being, but menace to society uncertain at present.

Pastor Richards
Salvation Statue Fund

PHIL CASSIDY

PHIL CASSIDY
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* Redneck arms dealer.
* Believed to be involved in weapons trade.
* Gun enthusiast. Member of various second amendment organizations and various Vice City gun clubs.
* Sources suggest he also distills "boomshine" in own stills.
* Fighting war with Mexican gun-running gangs.
* Linked with "Cam" Jones. Jones and Cassidy believed to have worked together numerous times although Cassidy has avoided convictions.
* Degenerate.
* Patriot.
* Also believed Cassidy claims to have served in various divisions although Army records show he was repeatedly rejected for service because of drunkenness and an unsuitable temperament for combat.

Phil Cassidy

CAM JONES

CAM JONES
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* Claims to be expert safe cracker. Expertise is thankfully dubious.
* Currently awaiting trial for attempted robbery. Was caught running down street with safe he couldn't open. Likely to get ten years.
* Confirmed kleptomaniac.
* We believe he often works with Phil Cassidy.
* Legal representation from Rosenberg & Associates. Certain to be sent down. Rosenberg can get even an inoccent man put away and Jones is known to be guilty.
* Thought to have issues with women and bank managers.

HILARY KING

HILARY
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* Expert driver believed to have worked with Cam Jones and Phil Cassidy.
* Neurotic.
* Compulsive eater.
* Psychological profiling reveals obsession with abandonment issues.
* Ginger.
* Hilary comes from a stable family background.

AVERY CARRINGTON

AVERY CARRINGTON
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* Texan property magnate and real estate developer.
* Likes to talk about his father. The good old days.
* Extreme Capitalist.
* Suspected of doing anything to manipulate property prices and land value, including, but not limited to, arson, rioting, bribery, intimidation, murder.
* Always wears cowboy hat.
* Believed to be involved in several developments and slum-clearance programs.
* Known guest of Cortez.
* Uses Ken Rosenberg for legal advice - possible weak link?
* Hair suspected to be fake.

BJ SMITH

BJ SMITH
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* Former star Tight End for Vice City Mambas.
* Very successful career in pro football, but haunted by problems off the field.
* Famous for hurting opponents. Now runs a celebrity endorsed used car lot, which we believe may be a front.
* Thought to sell stolen vehicles.
* Believed to be heavily in debt with loan sharks and is now doing anything for money.

BJ Smith

KENT PAUL

KENT PAUL
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* "Kent Paul" is believed to be an assumed name. Real name unknown...
* Also known as "KP", "Paulo" and "Kent".
* English youth.
* Claims to work in music business. No known employment.
* INS papers not in order.
* Claims to be criminal mastermind.
* No criminal record yet found.
* Known to have made contact with biker gangs, but believed to have fallen out with Baker's gang.
* Pathological liar.
* Appalling haircut.
* Nasty clothes.
* Suspected narcotics addiction.
* Known heavy drinker.
* Seems to have contacts in certain SWAT divisions.
* Frequently seen together in bars.
* Frequents Malibu Club virtually every night.

Kent Paul

BIG MITCH BAKER

BIG MITCH BAKER
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* Vietnam veteran, turned motorbike enthusiast. Won Purple Heart for killing a village full of Vietcong. Extreme bitterness at treatment of veterans has led to violent clashes with authority. Jailed on 13 occasions.
* Lawless degenerate sociopath.
* Loves bar sports, fighting, pinball, pool, eating live animals, hard rock music, wrestling, racing motorbikes, urinating in public places, scaring police.
* Believed to have been implicated in several civil disturbances.
* Runs local gang of bikers. Believed to be implicated in narcotics distribution.
* Extreme loyalty within gang.
* Initiation rituals preclude getting man on inside.
* Known loathing for soft rock, communists, wigs.

Big Mitch Baker

RICARDO DIAZ

RICARDO DIAZ
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* Gun collector. Always armed.
* Has private army / militia and is heavily guarded at all times.
* Has been involved in long running battle for control of narcotics business in Vice City.
* Known to have bribed police and officials within the town.
* Feared due to reputation of unpredictable behavior.
* Thought to be responsible for 18 murders.
* Extremely dangerous.
* Bribed INS for Green card in 1978. Entered country from Colombia.
* Contacts in Colombia believe he is major player in narcotics industry and anti-government activity.
* Extremely popular philanthropist. Gives to various Ricardo Diaz foundations across Vice City and Central and South America. All are believed to be a front.
* Extremely short, is believed to suffer from Napoleon complex.
* Medical records show he has over-active glands and sweats more than is socially acceptable.

Ricardo Diaz

TOMMY VERCETTI

TOMMY VERCETTI
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Who is this guy?
I've got a call into the Parole Board in Liberty. Seems he was in prison up there.

LANCE VANCE

LANCE VANCE
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* Recently arrived in town with his brother.
* Asks a lot of questions.
* Trained helicopter pilot.
* Believed to be in narcotics trade.
* Heard mouthing off in a lot of nightclubs.
* Believed to get aggressive or needy when he drinks. Possibly emotionally insecure.

SONNY FORELLI

SONNY FORELLI
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* Head of Forelli Crime Family.
* Major crime family in Liberty City.
* Believed to have major influence in racketeering, gambling, union trouble, corruption and prostitution.
* Came to power young.
* Thought to have ordered several mob killings, including Harewood incident.
* Only minor charges have ever stuck. Thought to be interested in entering narcotics trade, traditionally a no go area for Liberty City mob.
* Phone records reveal calls to home address of Ken Rosenberg.
* Notoriously poor taste in clothes.

KEN ROSENBERG

KEN ROSENBERG
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* Partner at Rosenberg & Associates, legal firm.
* Suspected problem with narcotics and egomania.
* Believed to be developing contacts with Liberty City mob.
* Suspected of cheating in law school exams.
* Believed to have employed heavies on numerous occasions to intimidate and corrupt juries.
* Very poor success rate in trials.
* "Blue chip" clients include Georgio Forelli. Cousin of Liberty City crime boss, Sonny.
* Always desperate for money.

AUNTIE POULET

AUNTIE POULET
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* Elderly Haitian matriarch.
* Believed to be involved in long term feud with Cuban crime families for control of eastern and downtown Vice City.
* Heavily protected by Haitian thugs at all times.

Auntie Poulet

LEO TEAL

LEO TEAL
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* Possible connection with Mr. Black.
* Very complicated personal life.
* Works in restaurant business.
* Communications expert.
* Haven't been able to get a working tap on his phones.
* Believed to be working as a hitman in Vice City.
* Possible involvement in narcotics trade.

UMBERTO ROBINA

UMBERTO ROBINA
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* Cuban warlord.
* Long term feud with Haitian criminals. Wants control of turf.
* Extreme macho man.
* Wants to wage full scale war with Haitians.
* Never implicated in a crime personally.
* Bravery has been questioned within Cuban circles.

Umberto Robina
