Mount Chiliad

Subject: Mount Chiliad.
The highest mountain in the whole state.
Very popular with people who like to get high.

I mean people who like to feel on top of the world.

I mean people who have nothing better to do than walk up a goddamn hill.

It's crime-free. Why is it on a crime report?
Nobody is going to steal it.

Ammunation

Subject: Ammunation.
America's favorite gun store since 1962.

Ammunation are famed for their try-it-before-you-buy-it specials, for their unflinching fight against communists and pinkos, and for not giving a rat's ass about background checks.

It's a national institution!

After all, guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people.

Whetstone Rest Stop

Subject: Rest stop.
Truck stop.