Roca Escalante

Police Headquarters

Subject: Police Headquarters.
Bunch of red neck hick bastards at this precinct.
Scarcely fit to be called cops.

Police Headquarters

The V-Rock Hotel

Subject: The V-Rock Hotel.
"The home of rock and roll", V-Rock has opened a hotel and casino.

It's a very rock and roll way to lose your money.

At least they got rid of that dick head who used to be on the radio.

The V-Rock Hotel

SubUrban

Subject: SubUrban.
You want to be a rapper, but you live in the suburbs and get driven around by mom? Then this is the place for you. They got everything from East and West coasts, so you can look ridiculous no matter what your musical tastes.

SubUrban

Prolaps

Subject: Prolaps.
You want to take up sports?
Maybe you just like hanging out at the mall.
Either way, you need expensive designer sports wear, and there is no better than Prolaps.
Unless you like Eris more, but that is a matter of taste, for people with no taste.

Prolaps